Highest Degree of Knackered-ness!!

Thats what I'm feeling at the moment. I was hoping it would be Friday today. You know one of those moments when you wake up on sunday to go to work, get all showered-up and stuff only to realise that its sunday. Well, I want the opposite because I'm very very tired and its only 8.36 in the morning. 8.36am!! How am I going to survive til the sun settles in? I could barely open my eyes and I'm yawning every seconds. HeLP!!!!!! I would have drown myself in coffee if it helps but I'm a freak. Coffee makes me sleepy...it can knocked me out as fast as you sing KCi and Jojo's All My Life, so thats a no-no this morning. Leaving me with...nothing!

Speaking pasal this KCi and Jojo's song, they played it in the gym yesterday. GYM!!! All My Life!! in the GYM!!??? Seriously!!! Who wants to run along to All My Life!! Anyway!! Tee was next to me on the threadmill and said..this song is an incest song. And I was like 'Really!?!' Hahaha thats how ignorant I am. Tee went on explaining about the lyrics and all how, they want this girl to be close to them like the father, mother, brother and sister. Hell mate! they are bringing the whole family in the picture. So seriously!! it is an incest song after all.

Ironically, I flicked across this program called 'Top 40 Most Awesomely BAD Love Songs Ever' and guess what? This song is in the chart! Similar comments from the experts so we rest our case. Familiar songs that also made it into the chart was Enrique Iglesias - Hero, Savage Garden - Truly Madly Deeply, Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love To You. And the ultimate awesomely bad love song ever was from the mellow messiah Lionel Richie with Truly. Hahaha!!

Check this out to find the world's most awesomely bad love songs so you'll know what your partner really meant when he/she dedicated those Valentine songs to you last night :)

I'll leave you with the lyrics from Billy Ocean's Suddenly who is also in the chart. Enjoy!!

I used to think that love was just a fairy tale
Until that first hello until that first smile
But if I had to do it all again
I wouldn't change a thing
Cause this love is everlasting

Suddenly life has new meaning to me
There's beauty up above and things we never take notice of
You wake up suddenly you're in love ---> ZzZzZzzZ Kroookkk Krookk ZZzzZz...Yawn!! I'm in love!! (What the fuck?!!)

Girl you're everthing a man could want and more
One thousand words are not enough to say what I feel inside ---> but enough to make an awesomely bad love song
Holding hands as we walk along the shore
Never felt like this before now you're all I'm living for

Each day I pray this love affair would last forever
There's beauty up above and things you never take notice of ---> Up where? Keerrraaazziieee I tell ya!
You wake and suddenly you're in love

Hahaha! tempted to put another song....so here is Oleta Adam's Get Here. I'll let the lyrics speak for itself.

You can reach me by railway, you can reach me by trailway
You can reach me on an airplane, you can reach me with your mind
You can reach me by caravan, cross the desert like an Arab man
I don't care how you get here, just get here if you can

You can reach me by sail boat, climb a tree and swing rope to rope
Take a sled and slide down the slope, into these arms of mine
You can jump on a speedy colt, cross the border in a blaze of hope
I don't care how you get here, just get here if you can

There are hills and mountains between us
Always something to get over
If I had my way, surely you would be closer
I need you closer oh closer

You can windsurf into my life, take me up on a carpet ride
You can make it in a big balloon, but you better make it soon
You can reach me by caravan, cross the desert like an Arab man yeah

I don't care how you get here, just get here if you can
I need you right here right now
I need you right here right now right by my side
I don't care how you get here, just get here, get here
I don't care how you get here, just get here if you can
Get here if you can

All wrapped up......toodles lovers

The more you become, the more you feel...............